Here on our party line blogs, we like to push the envelope, ask the questions, get the conversations started and today we are talking about Botox boners. Botox injections have become so commonplace that it’s almost considered “not cool” if you don’t get them. Men and women are rushing to the dermo to have their wrinkles evened out so that we can hold on to that ever elusive youth for just a bit longer. Now granted, when you call in to our phone lines no one gives a darn if you have wrinkles or not and they can’t see you but whether or not you have a boner may be another story. Enter the Botox boner. Now Botox boners are not market ready yet, so what you are about to read is based off of some small studies with Botox and boners.

For those of you that don’t know, Botox is actually a bacterial toxin called botulinum and what it does is block the nerve impulses that cause our muscles to contract. This is why it smoothens out wrinkles and it can give off the impression of flat face; when normal emotions don’t show on someone’s face because their face doesn’t move when they smile or frown. Apparently researches believe that Botox can assist in giving you an erection because it will prevent the release of norepinephrine (which can inhibit blood flow) but it will allow for the release of nitric oxide. When it comes to getting it up, you want a strong blood flow to the area and the nitric oxide allows it to rush into the penis causing….an erection. These two things are necessary for a strong standing boner.

So what are your thoughts? Would you sign up for a bit of Botox to help you get it up? Would you be brave enough to join in on a clinical trial if you could or does the thought of getting an injection in your shaft send shivers down your spine? Get the conversation started on one of our party lines and see just how far the community would go for a bit of stiff wood.